Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator!

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Heres its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. Its also the only game that lets you learn whats The Meaning of Life, and thats scientifically proven Playing in local multiplayer mode made me laugh more in five minutes than most games manage over an entire campaign.- Oscar Dayus, Pocket Gamer - Oh Sir is our favorite insult-em-up- Aaron Souppouris, Engadget -Obviously, this game is getting my highest recommendation, and I expect to see it on a few end of year lists- PockettacticsGame Features:Loners Insult Tournament Mode:Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPUReal-Life Friends Mode: Duel against your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny onImaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the games Cross-Platform Multiplayer5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious insult bits4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environmentsContentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents