Choice of the Cat!

Knock things over. Take a nap. Take revenge on those who cross you or your allies, or rescue the innocent using clever, quieter tricks Become a hero among cats, or pick on humans, and ruthlessly destroy a troubled marriage Enjoy luxurious carpets, curtains ripe for shredding, and belly rubs from your owners Shred and steal things, mark your territory stinkily, and cause fires Mess with vital political phone callsor opt for clever calming tactics so your humans reach their goals Help your owner earn a recording contract from the music mogul next door, with the help of his cat