Boy or Girl ? Gender Predictor!

Please note this application is for entertainment purposes only. Of course, each and every newborn child I had was the biggest entertainment Ive ever faced with The whole logics and prediction formulae is based on my own mothers observations and experience. I must confess that most of the time she was right and I can blindly trust her predictions, so do you Im not going to go into details how Its being done as its a kind of secret and if not, Im not sure if my mother would like to give it away that easy, Doh Anyway, the idea is that if you provide me with the birth date of father/mother and the date when you did the *thing* (squeak ), Ill be able to apply the formulae and tell you the expected gender of the child, so you can thank me later OR post a terrible feedback so I can forward it to my mother